| me: | *leaves room and walks into kitchen* |
| mum: | hey she came out of her hole |
| mum: | it's like you live in a cave |
| mum: | we haven't seen you in a while |
| mum: | it's like you're a gnome or troll or something |
| mum: | you only leave to stock up on food |
| mum: | oh and there she goes |
| mum: | walking right past me with her food |
| mum: | see you in a few days |