me:*leaves room and walks into kitchen*
mum:hey she came out of her hole
mum:it's like you live in a cave
mum:we haven't seen you in a while
mum:it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
mum:you only leave to stock up on food
mum:oh and there she goes
mum:walking right past me with her food
mum:see you in a few days