Tumblr has changed me.

Before tumblr:Wow that's sad
After tumblr:MY CREY ASJGLJGFFS I CAN'T, I CAN'T. I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY EMOTIONS ARE DOING RIGHT NOW
Before tumblr:He's cute
After tumblr:YOU FLAWLESS BEING. I am offended BY YOUR FACE. NOW GET IN MY BED
Before tumblr:Oh a new picture from that movie that's coming out
After tumblr:DEAR GOD WE HAVE A NEW STILL I HAVE TO MAKE GRAPHICS. WHERE DID THIS PICTURE COME FROM ASKLHSDGLKJH
Before tumblr:I'm bored
After tumblr:guise guise guise talk to me send me perverted things I won't judge you
Before tumblr:What a cute couple
After tumblr:I SHIP THEM SO HARD IT HURTS