February 2012
184 posts
boys in fights: I hate you, man, fuck you.
girls in fights: Your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and I bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. Also, I had sex with your boyfriend. And also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. PS your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. Bye, cunt.
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Watchtyleroakley:
One of the single-greatest lip-syncs of RuPaul’s Drag Race history.
k1mkardashian:
i hate when you befriend someone and you later realize they’re annoying as f*ck and it’s too late to do anything about it lol
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a guy I follow said “ew gross” in regards to Tyler Oakley. so I unfollowed the bitch.
me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
mum: hey she came out of her hole
mum: it's like you live in a cave
mum: we haven't seen you in a while
mum: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
mum: you only leave to stock up on food
mum: oh and there she goes
mum: walking right past me with her food
mum: see you in a few days
Tumblr has changed me.
Before tumblr: Wow that's sad
After tumblr: MY CREY ASJGLJGFFS I CAN'T, I CAN'T. I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY EMOTIONS ARE DOING RIGHT NOW
Before tumblr: He's cute
After tumblr: YOU FLAWLESS BEING. I am offended BY YOUR FACE. NOW GET IN MY BED
Before tumblr: Oh a new picture from that movie that's coming out
After tumblr: DEAR GOD WE HAVE A NEW STILL I HAVE TO MAKE GRAPHICS. WHERE DID THIS PICTURE COME FROM ASKLHSDGLKJH
Before tumblr: I'm bored
After tumblr: guise guise guise talk to me send me perverted things I won't judge you
Before tumblr: What a cute couple
After tumblr: I SHIP THEM SO HARD IT HURTS
if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my brother's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours and use the blender
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ramenfashion:
I wish Love On Top went on forever
